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Local Man Anxiously Searches For Safe Word That Won't Turn Him Into A Sleeper Agent
Say 'uncle'!
May 22
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Zivan Vasquez
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Hair Talk
(or: "Why I Need To Stop And Speak Instead Of Yelling Across The Street")
May 21
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Zivan Vasquez
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And those who can't teach, teach stand-up
Despite my best efforts, they still wound up funny!
May 8
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Zivan Vasquez
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My mind is an apartment complex, and no one's paying rent
Or "How Ted Chiang gave me an identity crisis at lunch"
Apr 29
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Zivan Vasquez
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Help! My Eldritch Girlfriend Found My Hentai Collection And Won't Talk To Me
I have tried to eternal lie, but this bedroom may die...
Apr 16
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Zivan Vasquez
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Help! My Eldritch Girlfriend Found My Hentai Collection And Won't Talk To Me
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Onion Summer Writing Fellowship Packet
It would appear that I have to get a real job.
Apr 14
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Zivan Vasquez
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5 Pittsburgh Comedians to Blow
Make it sloppy. Also blow me while you're at it!
Apr 9
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Zivan Vasquez
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5 Pittsburgh Comedians That Came To Mind
Leave a comment if they also did for you!
Apr 9
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Zivan Vasquez
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5 Pittsburgh Comedians That Came To Mind
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Uber Eats Driver: "Yum Yum Yum... Honk Honk Honk!", Said Car
Wage worker brutalized by hungry vehicle
Apr 3
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Zivan Vasquez
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Uber Eats Driver: "Yum Yum Yum... Honk Honk Honk!", Said Car
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Amish Housewife Unearths 18th Century Vibrator
A breakthrough in Pre-Industrial climax
Apr 1
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Zivan Vasquez
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